yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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