i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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