giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
my god I love twenty year old dicks
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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