yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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