You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You need Xanax blowdarts
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
