"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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