Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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