doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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