PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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