Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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