Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i dont even know how to be here
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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