At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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