When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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