dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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