I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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