Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
