shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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