Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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