does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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