Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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