Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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