make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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