was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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