Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
