is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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