Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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