it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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