Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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