Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
ok first of all what the fuck
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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