thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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