David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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