what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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