some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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