just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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