He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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