I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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