I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I love you. Go after that dick
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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