Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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