PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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