You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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