But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
COCAINE IS GR8
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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