UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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