Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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