Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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