Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Your dad touched me again.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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