shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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