S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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