I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
