Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
