She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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