I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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