she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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