is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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