I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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