just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Randomize